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Underrated
03:14
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You're probably thinking that this J guy sucks
no fucks no luck but I'm charmin ya mud duck
I'm a motha fuckin magitechnition
tongue mother mouth key turn dat pussy ignition
just frontin bitches don't give me nothing
but I'll rap you something that you homies can't stop bumpin
shake ya rump and twerk dat dumplin
bootylicious mage chicks flash dat pumpkin
or don't. whatever. I don't give a shit
got dat tree beard hasty like I'll take a hit
take your brain to the next dimension
dragon ball z now I got your attention
make a wish. to bad motherfucky it didn't come true
I'm still a far better rapper than you and you and you and you and you too
suck my hard smurf til your face turns blue
Today's the day you say that j was underrated
it can't be understated
unless you have a differing opinion
you're entitled to it
… and you're an idiot
see the fucks i give? nah i don't either
invisible cares won't play on a speaker
your frequency is weaker girls think you a creeper
i'm eying those tities with perceptive ass peepers
like cid did with focus skills and abilities
call your mom, take pills, then rap like me
buy my cd, just kidding fuck the format
download mp3 fuck snobs and dot flac
here's a laugh track -(hahahaha)
there's no reason for that i don't care if it's wack
i'm gonna do it anyway uno dos tres
kushinada tall geese just honking away
you catch that word play? to bad it was fresh
listen better next time or i'll puncture your flesh
i rap gangsta shit too from the suburbs to you
suck my hard smurf till your face turns blue
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Lemon Meringue Pie
02:12
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I’m a Wizard and
I’m coming from a far away land
trees and sand
like a desert town man
i’m on a quest on behalf of the citizens
find the water staff break in half
and bring rain again
then i get the bang the mayors daughter
Thug J the Grey brought the water
I gotta make oasis places after all
I’m standing tall I’m your wonder wall
Travel to an abyse
for a kiss
from a gurl
to give play
to thugmasta j
gotta say i’ll
go down for that
funky fresh lady
i’ll wear the hat
i know you like that
i time travel
and unravel
the threads of fate
you disrobe
and masterbate
thats cool gurl
i think it’s super hot
get out the pool
and i’ll lick at ya spot
for realz
They call me sugar cane
candy cock
or they don’t because
I lie a lot
but
i know i’m the shit
say no get hit
or a kick to the dangly bits
so quick
I’m a master of weiner jokes
talking bout the pussy pokes
or hand strokes in front of
cute ass lady folks
stoners take tokes
drunks slurp bottles
celebrity ass hats
fuck super modles
i fought a monster
in a lake once
that takes the cake
cuz that makes it fake
but its true
do you trust me?
i don’t trust you
scat like poo
or scabbily doo
shibbity do bop
migggity be bop
pull out your dick
jack off at a sock hop
my raps are a cash crop
my tunes are post pop
snap crackle rock
now watch the beat drop
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Post Modern Demography
03:16
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Biometric
Gene Selected
consume dna
proteins connected
elected evolution
eddie vedder
yellow led better
grow wings like wreck
we birds of a feather
splice that shit it up
manifest elements
primordial cup drank
taste heaven sent
i'm dat demon screamin
in los vegas
neon lights beaming
they thought my kind wasn't real
synthesized
made my ideal real
super sized
lady loves can't resist
sexy eyes
switch up flip mode
in disguise
in da sky
i blockin out the sun beams
nightmare motherfukka
inside ya dreams
spinner of strands to alter me
post modern demography
yo look at my wings
they spread out so far
i'm doing all kinds of things
i'm surpassing all the kings
i'm the one they didn't expect
but i always came correct
nod your head at my power play
when I rise above you get out my way
yo they regret it
ignore genetic
you saw this coming?
bitch, you prophetic
yet still pathetic
divine site aint shit
see my big dick
imma rule with it
lasers blast
sky scrapers fall to rubble
rockin on a rocket
your trouble's gonna double
that's right
make the sky burn tonight
drink some red bull
we'll have a flight fight …
because limitations
lack innovations
your imitations
dis my creations
so fuck off
i'm a darwin disciple
ban abominations
fuck you and your bible
no rival
i manifest dest like fifle
i'm gonna be
the god that you see
takin what i need
from your family tree
post modern demography
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Red Red Wine?
01:50
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6. |
So Hard
02:58
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M-Tek back again
and this is J so lets dig in
on this lyrical feast heat meat
got wildebeests feet street sweepin
stompin soda poppin
its nonsense i'm dropping
shadow lens flaring croppin
your dick pix and net flix
quick fix of a couple kiss mix
old game boy play qix or ff 6
thug j is bustin out some new trix
switch it up spit shit to these dumb ass chix
hey i got that bilbo baggins swagidocio
you wear cock rings and dildos jackin off to frodo
uh oh spaghettio
don';t think you're ready yo
to hear this steady flow
bumpin out o yo radio
you're humpin thought
fuckin lost in the pussy glow
banging bobby's mom
like uncle ted don't cha know?
your weiner got big?
no it's miracle grow
they say i rap fast
you… rap….so…. slow
From New york to LA
I’m sure there’s a flight
goodnight motherfukker
smooth as butter so tight
fly first like wright
your jeans are to tight
take those pants off gurl
and i’ll lick ya all night
pussy pop it pussina
use my mao like china
i couldn’t be kinder
back you up rewind ya
to the climax in imax
high definition
pump up the volume
for the perfect rendition
This time travela
will unravel ya
sweata no ones betta
I’m gonna paint ya point setta
or gamera
cuz that turtle’s so boss
drinkin vodka
cuz my minds at a loss
general tsoh is so spicy
i don’t care for hyphy
raps man, i just don’t get it
most rap is pathetic
go post it on redit
i’m not gonna edit
Thug J just said it
`
oh yeaaaah i rhyme like the sues
and you cliche' like mother goose
i'm wearing my rap hat
and you don't like that
but don't \ mind me
cuz i'm not saying crap
gurl i rap so fuckin hard
you make my dick so fuckin hard
edward is a spoony bard
f f 4 came so fuckin hard
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Bubstep
02:09
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Tenticool
00:42
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Hardest Tardis
02:10
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There's Rhino's in the hospital
Pigs in the bay
skeleton library
space men fade away
you know what they say
time lords don't let em say shit
we make dat vortex split
watch us spit just listen ya prick
we got mad companions strait suckin that dick
the hardest tardis with robot k9s
bustin up daleks in multiple time lines
start the panic titanic sank it
last human alive that bitch is a blanket
who tang clan aint nothing to fuck with
time slang lords sonics screws get busted
entrusted with hot ladies lusted
blades get forged we see em get rusted
travel the land from far away to quite soon
her majesty the queen howls at the full moon
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Anal Photography
03:32
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14. |
King Beef Cake
03:54
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I’m a Wizard and
I’m coming from a far away land
trees and sand
like a desert town man
i’m on a quest on behalf of the citizens
find the water staff break in half
and bring rain again
then i get the bang the mayors daughter
Thug J the Grey brought the water
I gotta make oasis places after all
I’m standing tall I’m your wonder wall
Travel to an abyse
for a kiss
from a gurl
to give play
to thugmasta j
gotta say i’ll
go down for that
funky fresh lady
i’ll wear the hat
i know you like that
i time travel
and unravel
the threads of fate
you disrobe
and masterbate
thats cool gurl
i think it’s super hot
get out the pool
and i’ll lick at ya spot
for realz
They call me sugar cane
candy cock
or they don’t because
I lie a lot
but
i know i’m the shit
say no get hit
or a kick to the dangly bits
so quick
I’m a master of weiner jokes
talking bout the pussy pokes
or hand strokes in front of
cute ass lady folks
stoners take tokes
drunks slurp bottles
celebrity ass hats
fuck super modles
i fought a monster
in a lake once
that takes the cake
cuz that makes it fake
but its true
do you trust me?
i don’t trust you
scat like poo
or scabbily doo
shibbity do bop
migggity be bop
pull out your dick
jack off at a sock hop
my raps are a cash crop
my tunes are post pop
snap crackle rock
now watch the beat drop
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16. |
Bladvass
04:13
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18. |
Sewer
03:37
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19. |
Arony
01:00
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You're probably thinking that this J guy sucks
no fucks no luck but I'm charmin ya mud duck
I'm a motha fuckin magitechnition
tongue mother mouth key turn dat pussy ignition
just frontin bitches don't give me nothing
but I'll rap you something that you homies can't stop bumpin
shake ya rump and twerk dat dumplin
bootylicious mage chicks flash dat pumpkin
or don't. whatever. I don't give a shit
got dat tree beard hasty like I'll take a hit
take your brain to the next dimension
dragon ball z now I got your attention
make a wish. to bad motherfucky it didn't come true
I'm still a far better rapper than you and you and you and you and you too
suck my hard smurf til your face turns blue
Today's the day you say that j was underrated
it can't be understated
unless you have a differing opinion
you're entitled to it
… and you're an idiot
see the fucks i give? nah i don't either
invisible cares won't play on a speaker
your frequency is weaker girls think you a creeper
i'm eying those tities with perceptive ass peepers
like cid did with focus skills and abilities
call your mom, take pills, then rap like me
buy my cd, just kidding fuck the format
download mp3 fuck snobs and dot flac
here's a laugh track -(hahahaha)
there's no reason for that i don't care if it's wack
i'm gonna do it anyway uno dos tres
kushinada tall geese just honking away
you catch that word play? to bad it was fresh
listen better next time or i'll puncture your flesh
i rap gangsta shit too from the suburbs to you
suck my hard smurf till your face turns blue
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