Two Kings

by Thugmasta J

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released November 28, 2014

Disc 1: King Farthur

Cartoon Drawing by Madisin Taylor
Colored by Thugmasta J

1. Underrated
Lyrics and Vocals by Thugmasta J
Music Composed by Thugmasta J
Mix and Master by DJ Roborob
Recorded with EyeQ in his studio

2. Dennis Turner feat. B-Type
Spoken word written a preformed by B-Type
Music Composed by Thugmasta J
Mix and Master by DJ Roborob
B-Type Vocals Recorded at Studio Squish

3. Lemon Meringue Pie
Lyrics and Vocals by Thugmasta J
Music Composed by Thugmasta J
Mix and Master by DJ Roborob
Recorded with EyeQ in his studio

4. Post Modern Demography
Lyrics and Vocals by Thugmasta J
Music Composed by Thugmasta J
Mix and Master by DJ Roborob
Recorded with EyeQ in his studio

5. Red Red Wine?
Lyrics by UB40
Vocals by Thugmasta J
Music Composed by UB40
Music Molested by Thugmasta J
Mix and Master by DJ Roborob
Recorded at The MagiTek Research Facility

6. So Hard
Lyrics and Vocals by Thugmasta J
Music Composed by Thugmasta J
Mix and Master by DJ Roborob
Recorded with EyeQ in his studio

7. Bubstep
Music Composed by Thugmasta J
Mix and Master by DJ Roborob

08. It Is What It Is feat. Attack Slug
Lyrics and Vocals by Thugmasta J and Attack Slug
Music Composed by Peppermint Pony
Mix and Master by Attack Slug
Thugmasta J Vocals Recorded with Quartz Relic at The MagiTek Factory
Attack Slug Vocals Recorded in his studio probably

09. Tenticool
Spoken Word written and preformed by Thugmasta J
Loop Drop by Thugmasta J
Mix and Master by Thugmasta J
Recorded at The MagiTek Research Facility

10. Hardest Tardis
Lyrics and Vocals by Thugmasta J
Music Composed by Thugmasta J
Mix and Master by DJ Roborob
Recorded at Chozo’s House for Gifted Mutants

11. Stackin Papers feat. MC Wreckshin and B-Type
Lyrics and Vocals by Thugmasta J, MC Wreckshin, and B-Type
Music Composed by Thugmasta J
Mix and Master by DJ Roborob
Thugmasta J Vocals Recorded with EyeQ in his studio
MC Wreckshin Vocals Recorded at EPP House
B-Type Vocals Recorded at Studio Squish

12. FART THE RIOT!!! FEAT. STARF
LYRICS AND VOCALS BY THUGMASTA J AND STARF
MUSIC COMPOSED BY THUGMASTA J
MIX AND MASTER BY DJ ROBOROB
THUGMASTA J VOCALS RECORDED WITH EYEQ IN HIS STUDIO
STARF VOCALS RECORDED IN MINNESOTA SOMEWHERE PROBABLY IDK

13. Anal Photography
Music Composed by Thugmasta J
Mix and Master by DJ Roborob

Disc 2: King Beef Cake

Album Art by Thugmasta J

1. King Beef Cake
Music Composed by Thugmasta J
Mix and Master by DJ Roborob

2. Lemon Merengue Pie [Chri$ Big Money Remix]
Lyrics and Vocals by Thugmasta J
Remixed by Chri$ Big Money
Recorded with EyeQ in his studio

3. Bladvass
Music Composed by Thugmasta J
Mix and Master by DJ Roborob

4. Stackin’ Papers feat. B-Type and MC Wreckshin [Fatback Supreme Remix]
Lyrics and Vocals by Thugmasta J, MC Wreckshin, and B-Type
Remixed by Fatback Supreme
Thugmasta J Vocals Recorded with EyeQ in his studio
MC Wreckshin Vocals Recorded at EPP House
B-Type Vocals Recorded at Studio Squish

5. Sewer
Music Composed by Thugmasta J
Mix and Master by DJ Roborob

6. Arony
Music Composed by Thugmasta J
Mix and Master by DJ Roborob

7. The Hatz Are Out Tonite feat. Kincade and OG DON VITO
Lyrics and Vocals by Thugmasta J, Stevie Kincade, and OG DON VITO
Music Composed by OG DON VITO
Mix and Master by OG DON VITO
Thugmasta J Vocals Recorded with Quartz Relic at the MagiTek Factory
Stevie Kincade Vocals Recorded in Australia somewhere
OG DON VITO Vocals Recorded in Mother Fuckin Compton! (Or not. IDK)

8. Haunting You feat. MC Wreckshin
Lyrics and Vocals by Thugmasta J and MC Wrecksshin
Music Composed by Whole Milk
Mix and Master by MC Wreckshin
Thugmasta J Vocals Recorded with Quartz Relic at the MagiTek Factory
MC Wreckshin Vocals Recorded at EPP House

9. Junglist Never Die [funky49 Remix]
Lyrics and Vocals by Thugmasta J
Remixed by funky49
Recorded with EyeQ in his studio

10. Underrated [B-Type Remix]
Lyrics and Vocals by Thugmasta J
Remixed by B-Type
Recorded with EyeQ in his studio

11. Bus Ride Home/Goodnight My Love
Music Composed by Thugmasta J
Mix and Master by DJ Roborob

Super Daps: I would first like to thank EyeQ for letting me record in his closet studio. Mad props dude! I couldn’t have made this without you! Props to DJ Roborob for being professional as hell and mixing most of this album. You were a pleasure to work with. Much luv to my brother from a Tongue Mother B-Type for always being down to collab and for letting me bounce tracks off you over the years. Props to Quartz Relic for making music with me and for recording me on the older B-Sides. Props to Chozo for helping me record Hardest Tardis and being a good friend overall. Props to The Shinobi MC for that night we sat in the dark and listened to an early version of King Farthur while we were on a higher plain of existence. Your input and enthusiasm erased some of my self doubt. Much love to DJ JeffMK for breaking me out of my music funk and revolutionizing techno with me while instilling me with vodka and lemonade. Props to MC Wreckshin for being easy going and collaborating over the years. Props to Starf for being open to try something a little different musically and knocking it out of the park. Props to Attack Slug for making a cool track with me. Props to Bbear and Indy. Even though Who Tang Clan fell apart, I wouldn’t have written Hardest Tardis otherwise. Props to Stevie Kincade and OG DON VITO for repping hatcore with me. Thanks to Whole Milk for the cool beats you’ve sent me over the years. Props to my remixers Chri$ Big Money, funky49,and Fatback Supreme for helping me make a legit remix album. I’ve always wanted to make one! Much luv to Madisin Taylor for coming through with the goofy artwork and listening to me babble about this album for almost a year. Props to Son Ofa Glitch for driving me to EyeQ’s place to record and being my hype man when I played live. Hugz to my parents for their love and support over the years.

Regular Daps: HDNinja, IllGill, Everyone from Emergency Pizza Party, Sci Fried, Rappy McRapperson (we miss you), The Super Marunowski Bros, Phil Shea, Crunk Witch, Rhyme Torrents, DJ Cylon, Starby, King Pheenix, Andrew Grey, Shamus Oddish, Marc with a C, SLI, Now, this is the story all about how, My life got flipped-turned upside down, And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air, TYT, Carlos Ramos, Sean Fay, Koree Combs, Danielle Rahilly, Michelle Zuzow, Kent Ward, The
Ranger, Mega Ran, Nina Cheesecake, My Sister Allison, My cousin Phil, Colton Crum, Alabastor Cold, Press B, Philip Gamer, Epic-1, Alison Legros, O_Suber, Mag-Lo, Jay Jones, Chibi Ma, Wreckshin’s Porchchair (RIP), Drew Love, Myk Media, Beaker, Duke Flav, and Lord Lewd.

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Track Name: Underrated
You're probably thinking that this J guy sucks
no fucks no luck but I'm charmin ya mud duck
I'm a motha fuckin magitechnition
tongue mother mouth key turn dat pussy ignition
just frontin bitches don't give me nothing
but I'll rap you something that you homies can't stop bumpin
shake ya rump and twerk dat dumplin
bootylicious mage chicks flash dat pumpkin
or don't. whatever. I don't give a shit
got dat tree beard hasty like I'll take a hit
take your brain to the next dimension
dragon ball z now I got your attention
make a wish. to bad motherfucky it didn't come true
I'm still a far better rapper than you and you and you and you and you too
suck my hard smurf til your face turns blue

Today's the day you say that j was underrated
it can't be understated
unless you have a differing opinion
you're entitled to it
… and you're an idiot

see the fucks i give? nah i don't either
invisible cares won't play on a speaker
your frequency is weaker girls think you a creeper
i'm eying those tities with perceptive ass peepers
like cid did with focus skills and abilities
call your mom, take pills, then rap like me
buy my cd, just kidding fuck the format
download mp3 fuck snobs and dot flac
here's a laugh track -(hahahaha)
there's no reason for that i don't care if it's wack
i'm gonna do it anyway uno dos tres
kushinada tall geese just honking away
you catch that word play? to bad it was fresh
listen better next time or i'll puncture your flesh
i rap gangsta shit too from the suburbs to you
suck my hard smurf till your face turns blue
Track Name: Lemon Meringue Pie
I’m a Wizard and
I’m coming from a far away land
trees and sand
like a desert town man
i’m on a quest on behalf of the citizens
find the water staff break in half
and bring rain again
then i get the bang the mayors daughter
Thug J the Grey brought the water
I gotta make oasis places after all
I’m standing tall I’m your wonder wall

Travel to an abyse
for a kiss
from a gurl
to give play
to thugmasta j
gotta say i’ll
go down for that
funky fresh lady
i’ll wear the hat
i know you like that
i time travel
and unravel
the threads of fate
you disrobe
and masterbate
thats cool gurl
i think it’s super hot
get out the pool
and i’ll lick at ya spot
for realz

They call me sugar cane
candy cock
or they don’t because
I lie a lot
but
i know i’m the shit
say no get hit
or a kick to the dangly bits
so quick
I’m a master of weiner jokes
talking bout the pussy pokes
or hand strokes in front of
cute ass lady folks
stoners take tokes
drunks slurp bottles
celebrity ass hats
fuck super modles

i fought a monster
in a lake once
that takes the cake
cuz that makes it fake
but its true
do you trust me?
i don’t trust you
scat like poo
or scabbily doo
shibbity do bop
migggity be bop
pull out your dick
jack off at a sock hop
my raps are a cash crop
my tunes are post pop
snap crackle rock
now watch the beat drop
Track Name: Post Modern Demography
Biometric
Gene Selected
consume dna
proteins connected
elected evolution
eddie vedder
yellow led better
grow wings like wreck
we birds of a feather
splice that shit it up
manifest elements
primordial cup drank
taste heaven sent
i'm dat demon screamin
in los vegas
neon lights beaming
they thought my kind wasn't real
synthesized
made my ideal real
super sized
lady loves can't resist
sexy eyes
switch up flip mode
in disguise
in da sky
i blockin out the sun beams
nightmare motherfukka
inside ya dreams
spinner of strands to alter me
post modern demography

yo look at my wings
they spread out so far
i'm doing all kinds of things
i'm surpassing all the kings

i'm the one they didn't expect
but i always came correct
nod your head at my power play
when I rise above you get out my way

yo they regret it
ignore genetic
you saw this coming?
bitch, you prophetic
yet still pathetic
divine site aint shit
see my big dick
imma rule with it
lasers blast
sky scrapers fall to rubble
rockin on a rocket
your trouble's gonna double
that's right
make the sky burn tonight
drink some red bull
we'll have a flight fight …
because limitations
lack innovations
your imitations
dis my creations
so fuck off
i'm a darwin disciple
ban abominations
fuck you and your bible
no rival
i manifest dest like fifle
i'm gonna be
the god that you see
takin what i need
from your family tree
post modern demography
Track Name: So Hard
M-Tek back again
and this is J so lets dig in
on this lyrical feast heat meat
got wildebeests feet street sweepin
stompin soda poppin
its nonsense i'm dropping
shadow lens flaring croppin
your dick pix and net flix
quick fix of a couple kiss mix
old game boy play qix or ff 6
thug j is bustin out some new trix
switch it up spit shit to these dumb ass chix
hey i got that bilbo baggins swagidocio
you wear cock rings and dildos jackin off to frodo
uh oh spaghettio
don';t think you're ready yo
to hear this steady flow
bumpin out o yo radio
you're humpin thought
fuckin lost in the pussy glow
banging bobby's mom
like uncle ted don't cha know?
your weiner got big?
no it's miracle grow
they say i rap fast
you… rap….so…. slow

From New york to LA
I’m sure there’s a flight
goodnight motherfukker
smooth as butter so tight
fly first like wright
your jeans are to tight
take those pants off gurl
and i’ll lick ya all night
pussy pop it pussina
use my mao like china
i couldn’t be kinder
back you up rewind ya
to the climax in imax
high definition
pump up the volume
for the perfect rendition
This time travela
will unravel ya
sweata no ones betta
I’m gonna paint ya point setta
or gamera
cuz that turtle’s so boss
drinkin vodka
cuz my minds at a loss
general tsoh is so spicy
i don’t care for hyphy
raps man, i just don’t get it
most rap is pathetic
go post it on redit
i’m not gonna edit
Thug J just said it

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oh yeaaaah i rhyme like the sues
and you cliche' like mother goose
i'm wearing my rap hat
and you don't like that
but don't \ mind me
cuz i'm not saying crap

gurl i rap so fuckin hard
you make my dick so fuckin hard
edward is a spoony bard
f f 4 came so fuckin hard
Track Name: Hardest Tardis
There's Rhino's in the hospital
Pigs in the bay
skeleton library
space men fade away
you know what they say
time lords don't let em say shit
we make dat vortex split
watch us spit just listen ya prick
we got mad companions strait suckin that dick
the hardest tardis with robot k9s
bustin up daleks in multiple time lines
start the panic titanic sank it
last human alive that bitch is a blanket
who tang clan aint nothing to fuck with
time slang lords sonics screws get busted
entrusted with hot ladies lusted
blades get forged we see em get rusted
travel the land from far away to quite soon
her majesty the queen howls at the full moon
Track Name: Lemon Meringue Pie [Chris Big Money Remix]
I’m a Wizard and
I’m coming from a far away land
trees and sand
like a desert town man
i’m on a quest on behalf of the citizens
find the water staff break in half
and bring rain again
then i get the bang the mayors daughter
Thug J the Grey brought the water
I gotta make oasis places after all
I’m standing tall I’m your wonder wall

Travel to an abyse
for a kiss
from a gurl
to give play
to thugmasta j
gotta say i’ll
go down for that
funky fresh lady
i’ll wear the hat
i know you like that
i time travel
and unravel
the threads of fate
you disrobe
and masterbate
thats cool gurl
i think it’s super hot
get out the pool
and i’ll lick at ya spot
for realz

They call me sugar cane
candy cock
or they don’t because
I lie a lot
but
i know i’m the shit
say no get hit
or a kick to the dangly bits
so quick
I’m a master of weiner jokes
talking bout the pussy pokes
or hand strokes in front of
cute ass lady folks
stoners take tokes
drunks slurp bottles
celebrity ass hats
fuck super modles

i fought a monster
in a lake once
that takes the cake
cuz that makes it fake
but its true
do you trust me?
i don’t trust you
scat like poo
or scabbily doo
shibbity do bop
migggity be bop
pull out your dick
jack off at a sock hop
my raps are a cash crop
my tunes are post pop
snap crackle rock
now watch the beat drop
Track Name: Underrated [B-Type Remix]
You're probably thinking that this J guy sucks
no fucks no luck but I'm charmin ya mud duck
I'm a motha fuckin magitechnition
tongue mother mouth key turn dat pussy ignition
just frontin bitches don't give me nothing
but I'll rap you something that you homies can't stop bumpin
shake ya rump and twerk dat dumplin
bootylicious mage chicks flash dat pumpkin
or don't. whatever. I don't give a shit
got dat tree beard hasty like I'll take a hit
take your brain to the next dimension
dragon ball z now I got your attention
make a wish. to bad motherfucky it didn't come true
I'm still a far better rapper than you and you and you and you and you too
suck my hard smurf til your face turns blue

Today's the day you say that j was underrated
it can't be understated
unless you have a differing opinion
you're entitled to it
… and you're an idiot

see the fucks i give? nah i don't either
invisible cares won't play on a speaker
your frequency is weaker girls think you a creeper
i'm eying those tities with perceptive ass peepers
like cid did with focus skills and abilities
call your mom, take pills, then rap like me
buy my cd, just kidding fuck the format
download mp3 fuck snobs and dot flac
here's a laugh track -(hahahaha)
there's no reason for that i don't care if it's wack
i'm gonna do it anyway uno dos tres
kushinada tall geese just honking away
you catch that word play? to bad it was fresh
listen better next time or i'll puncture your flesh
i rap gangsta shit too from the suburbs to you
suck my hard smurf till your face turns blue